Mister False Name ([info]false_name) wrote,
2005-10-15 11:19:00
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CAPTION CONTEST #8

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Closing time for entries is Monday at midnight and all entries must be left as comments to this blog entry. Anyone is free to play (including stalking weirdos not on my friends list) and take as many entries as you feel like. The winner earns my respect for the month, until the 15th November when we play again.

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[info]muckypup

October 15 2005, 11:23:54 UTC 6 years ago

Thirty seconds later as Brian was looking for his severed middle finger on the floor, he came to the conclusion that shoving the splinter up Captain Nibbles' bum had not been one of his better ideas.

[info]false_name

October 15 2005, 12:05:31 UTC 6 years ago

ARGH, ARGH, GET IT OFF ME, GET IT OFF ME!

[info]mulgaun

October 15 2005, 12:24:19 UTC 6 years ago

Would that be the hamster speaking or the gentleman? I would personally be unnerved by anyone staring at my bum with such obvious enthusiastic speculation.

[info]false_name

6 years ago

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[info]mulgaun

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[info]muckypup

October 15 2005, 12:16:16 UTC 6 years ago

A young Andrea Bocelli was to get the shock of his life when his beloved hamster, having tired of their little games, decided to steer the remote control aeroplane into his head.

[info]false_name

October 15 2005, 12:32:43 UTC 6 years ago

The RSPCA decided it was time to get involved when they discovered that the advertised game of "pin the tail" involved a live hamster.

Besides, he's obviously peeking.

[info]tinecat

October 15 2005, 14:57:32 UTC 6 years ago

1, 2, 3 juvenile humor, go!

Boris's taxidermy project was more life-like than a real hamster.


The look in his eyes showed that the hamster knew the enema was coming.


Lucy was happy to be married, but terrified of her conjugal duties.

[info]false_name

October 15 2005, 16:12:37 UTC 6 years ago

Boris explained to Hammy that although the other hamsters would be better armed, the toothpick could be a lethal weapon in a truly inspiring hamster-wrestling team-talk.

[info]kazimierz

October 15 2005, 16:18:02 UTC 6 years ago

Greg's mates were horrified when his idea of a late night kebab wasn't quite what they were expecting.

[info]false_name

October 15 2005, 16:24:50 UTC 6 years ago

Despite Mike's soothing voice, Mr Tibbles couldn't help thinking that he wasn't cut out for the hamster-javelin contest.

[info]false_name

October 15 2005, 16:30:14 UTC 6 years ago

#"HEY THERE, LITTLE MOUSE, I THINK WE UNDERSTAND ONE ANOTHER!"#

Anonymous

October 15 2005, 19:45:31 UTC 6 years ago

"I'm not really a pet kinda person, but on the other hand I do have a hamster."



Or, with the hamster speaking in a deep Yorkshire accent:

"Piss off, and let me finish me jelly-tot. Yer bastard."



Harvey's blind date wasn't quite what the agency had promised.

[info]el_guitarrista

October 15 2005, 19:46:07 UTC 6 years ago

Posted El Guitarrista, forgetting completely about adding his name to the message...

[info]hatchris

6 years ago

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[info]tinecat

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[info]hatchris

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[info]false_name

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[info]false_name

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[info]false_name

October 15 2005, 23:58:47 UTC 6 years ago

Gerald's puppet was so convincing, many people mistook it for a real hamster.

Shame his ventriloquism wasn't up to the same standard, really.

[info]nutegunray

October 16 2005, 17:23:43 UTC 6 years ago

Watch closely while i, with the use of only a microwave, turn this cute little guy into a balloon and pop him with this pin.

[info]a_large_mango

October 16 2005, 20:55:03 UTC 6 years ago

Steve was beginning to regret having the "thumb replaced with a hamster" operation when it became obvious that when it came to wanking, Ian the Hamster just didn't swing that way.

[info]a_large_mango

6 years ago

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[info]a_large_mango

October 16 2005, 21:04:58 UTC 6 years ago

While Steve and Ian laughed, little did they know that the neighbour upstairs had hatched a plan to assasinate Ian using an extremely tiny shotgun.

[info]davenotdave

October 16 2005, 22:11:23 UTC 6 years ago

Davina McCall refuses to stoop so low as to host Fingermouse: the rodent reality show.

[info]thealz

October 16 2005, 22:48:25 UTC 6 years ago

Until Dale's plastic tubing and box of matches are delivered the fun will be in the mouse's house. MMM HMM ;)

[info]thealz

October 16 2005, 22:50:38 UTC 6 years ago

would have been better if it was actually a mouse. At least the hampster has an expression of gleeful anticipation on its furry little face.

[info]mulgaun

6 years ago

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[info]mulgaun

October 17 2005, 04:03:50 UTC 6 years ago

Wait ...wait ...

Using highly technical equipment, scientists experiment on hamsters to determine exactly what anal retentives are attempting to hold back.

Lacking proper kitchen implements, Peter gratefully enlists the aid of his pet hamster in preparing hors d'oeuvres.


[info]ali_ray

October 17 2005, 11:00:31 UTC 6 years ago

"Hamster creates realistic human suit in order to get served (a disturbing insight into the desert rodent binge-drinking phenomena"


"Hamsters to aid the blind in record shortage of trained labradors"

"Sadly, there's more than ONE RING on his left hand"

[info]davenotdave

October 17 2005, 11:24:31 UTC 6 years ago

Alex petted Rory affectionately, oblivious to the fact that the entire room was tilting sideways

[info]ghost_of_kiki

October 17 2005, 13:05:01 UTC 6 years ago

It's so bad, but I couldn't resist...

"Convinced that he could do better than the gadget shops, Herman had already fashioned a pair of num-chucks from a matchstick, and was just left with the job of teaching his pet hamster the words to 'kung-fu fighting'"

(see http://therestlessmouse.zoovy.com/product/6511 in case you don't get the reference)

[info]mulgaun

October 17 2005, 15:55:30 UTC 6 years ago

Re: It's so bad, but I couldn't resist...

... the one they had in stock did not have the mace and was wearing a black robe ... why bother to post the other pic at all ... "Like this? It isn't what we actually have, but ..."


Struck me funny ... funnier than the concept of a singing martial arts hamster, even.

Anonymous

October 19 2005, 07:20:13 UTC 6 years ago

Too pathetic but here's my attempt...

"This is as good as the real stuff baby, look even I am excited"
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